Members of the Hog Militia-
My name is Harvey Milk and I’m here to recruit you! Wait a minute, that’s incorrect, despite my affinity for tight fitting clothing…My name is Becker Hall and I’m here to recruit you! Teams are still filing in for the Ben Sarrat Jr High on the Hog LA State Pork Cook-Off. We’re close to last year’s total already. However, we still have room for your team…sign up now!: http://www.hogsforthecause.org/event/#register_tab While Billy Joel is too busy getting divorced and wrecking cars, we’re starting the fire March 25!
I know most of you are probably pretty dejected with the state of the world right now. With Wesley Snipes being thrown in jail, commercials with Flo from Progressive airing constantly and Lance Bass almost nonexistent these days, I can understand your utter disdain for humanity. Well, I have news for you that is going to change all that—> I just saved a buttload of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico! Just kidding…but that really happened. I want to announce that we’ve booked our last act: Anders Osborne w Big Chief Monk Boudreaux! The final line-up is Mississippi Rail Company, Honey Island Swamp Band, Soul Rebels Brass Band, Swamp N Soul, The Gourds, Anders Osborne and the Radiators. This is shaping up to be the Ron Burgundy of Food Festivals….it’s kind of a big deal.
Tickets will be going on sale very soon and much like myself, they will be cheap, easy to access and may or may not have mommy issues. We’ve got some awesome things in store as far as other food vendors, surprises, merchandise, whips and chains, and other all around good times. Much like Kenner, we’re on the move! Interested in getting involved? Just ask me how…Together, we can do something great.
So hot you’ll melt your popsicle,
“Our responsibility is much greater than we might have supposed, because it involves all mankind.” ~ Jean-Paul Sartre
“Barbara Streisand!” ~ Duck Sauce, “Barbara Streisand”
“Quotation is a serviceable substitution for wit” ~ Oscar Wilde